Turn off the Internet

Hey, guys. Let's turn off the internet. Seriously, this is getting ridiculous. It was fun for a while, but we need to let it rest up.

The Internet needs to rest up for a sec. Come on.

Just TURN OFF THE INTERNET, damn it.

Meet you in the car, k? Just click that link and let's get this over with.

you're embarrassing me,
-boom boom clap

Exclusive Interview with Bebe Rico & a Computer Vagina

Whoa, this just in, guys: We have an exclusive interview with Bebe Rico. Who is Bebe Rico and who the hell are we? I'll get to that below the video, but for now, check it out, World:



Let me break down the sentence "we have an exclusive interview with Bebe Rico" using one of my legendary mother fuckin legends (like map legends, you know?)

----LEGEND----
we = Boom Boom Clap + people w/ internet
have = copy n' pasted embed
exclusive = found it on Youtube somehow
interview = I have no idea what is being said, something about shampoo?
Bebe Rico = it's that dancing baby and maybe it's like a shampoo mascot or something, fuck you, you figure it out. Judge me? Shit, I don't think so, asshole. I got two years left til I retire from this shit hole and...

also, I think I found Bebe Rico's recorded birth on Youtube, too. Check out computer vagina:



more Bebe Rico on youtube

I can identify with other humans

The bittersweet pangs of nostalgia that ring through one's soul when they come across sounds or visuals, pieces of recorded history - a song, a video, the like - that calls back to youth so green and fresh that taking them for granted is as saddening and ironic as it was necessary and inevitable, were not brought about by watching this video below.

I can not seem to identify with this on any sort of level. None. Fuck, I've tried. Well, except for one... I do realize how awesome it is.

I am not stupid, the movie, and the statement.

Hey, dicks.

Just kidding. That was unnecessary.

Moving on, today's post is simple, brought to you by Andy Best Electronic, bring you best electronic to home and stereo for car and home.

ride 2geths, die 2geths, Boom Boom Clap 4 life,
-bbClap

He's just a poor boy from a poor family, you guys.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, scaramouche will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo
Galileo
Galileo galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
But Im just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
Hes just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for meeeeeee...

Smells like dirty Sax

My brother, Momahawk, recently pointed out that these queer boat captains covered this song, replacing the sax solos with wanked-out guitar riffs.

Aaaanyway, enough of that. Hear the original right here below. Smell the sax on this smooth ass jam.



When I hear this song I always imagine an anonymous hotel somewhere that is connected to an airport, it's 1980-something, cut to: INTERIOR - HOTEL ROOM - NIGHT, where an airline pilot is making sweet love to a married flight attendant (only, in those days, she would have been a "stewardess"), they make love for hours, order some room service, drink champagne and eat fruit, do some blow (although she doesn't really approve of him doing cocaine, she does it anyway cus it makes him thrust that much harder) and they make more sweet love, her memory of her husband fading if only for one more night before the 9:30 flight back to Newark...

Vlad, the literal Impaler

Birds-on-Fire, reporting live from the bbClap.

Just wanted to share this video with you. I think it's excellent, but I'm not sure what you'll think about it. Let me know.


Kasabian - Vlad the Impaler from Kasabian on Vimeo.

Sketch Drama by Brandon Hardesty

Capn Stubby, here:

As a dude who spends a lot of time behind the camera it makes me ecstatic to know that there are people out there like Brandon Hardesty in front of it.

Brandon reenacts scenes from your favorite movies and then posts them to youtube. His gimmick? He's good at it.

Ten pages of angry contemptuous dialogue from Glenngary Glen Ross? No problem.


Attention you disgusting fatbodies! You are in a world of shit!


A quick visit to Shermer, Illinois.


Nerdier bloggers would post his Dark Knight, Pulp Fiction, and Clerks vids. I'll let you find those for yourself.

Instead, have 12 Angry Men.


And last one from Fargo