Friday, March 5, 2010

"Gimmicky Friday" Friday presents: "Fuck You Postcards Friday"

Hey, Carlos here, with the latest (and first) post in our "Gimmicky Friday" Friday series. This Friday's gimmick is "Fuck You Postcard Friday". In the hypothetical world where this blog had a Fuck You Postcard Friday, I would sit down at my computer every Thursday night, fire up Photoshop, and have a postcard ready for you that somehow conveyed the message: "Fuck You!".

In this hypothetical version of bbClap, I'd give you these instructions:

-First, think of someone you think you're better than and who needs to know it.
-Click on the pic below (to bring it up to Full Size).
-Save to your desktop or something
-Print it out on card stock paper, cut out the image.
-On the back, do NOT write "Just kidding!" or "LOL". Just sign your name, and...
-Put a stamp on the back right corner
-Send that thing off

Then, after all that, one week later you'd find another Fuck You Postcard waiting for you, and if you were lucky, it'd bring you even more lolz. But, that won't happen. Next Friday I'll have a new gimmick...a new gimmick on..."GIMMICKY FRIDAY" FRIDAY!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Porn Robot

I'm paraphrasing here, but we got our first comment since bbClap's resurrection, from our dear friend, Porn Robot from Asian Lands:
The open core non- open core capital right sky, the celebration 您 talent 夠 laughing work surface 對 altogether!

thanks, brah!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Let sleeping dogs lie. Lay? Is it lie? Lay. Lay?

Odds are, if you're reading this, you probably wrote this sentence and are as alone reading it as you were writing it. Boom Boom Clap has had a nice hiatus, and I'm positive I've lost all the readers we once had. Trying to post every single day was not a good idea. Not posting every single day seemed to turn out alright. But, you know, whatever. We're back. I think. Here's our a visual aid to kinda show you how this hiatus came about: